My life requires Post It’s. That is, as I have recently discovered, fact. To explain, I shall first throw a few more facts at you.
I am scatter-brained. If you’ve known me more than half an hour, you’ll be aware I have the memory of a goldfish.
If you’ve known me more than a week, you’ll know I like names and titles.
Now to expand. For the sake of brevity I’ll start with the latter. [Who am I kidding, nothing I write is brief.]
The keyboard on my laptop is small, and at times my fingers simply take on a life of their own. The delete key is probably used at the same rate as the space bar. Frantic typing over Skype when I get excited does not help this problem.
That is how, once upon a time, and on a number of occasions thereafter, I mistyped ‘brain’ as ‘brian’. This was not good.
Being slightly obsessed with aspects of psychology, and having a similarly fascinated friend, I found myself typing and mistyping that word rather often. I became familiar with referring to that thing in my head as ‘brian’ and the moment I made the mistake of capitalising it, the name stuck.
I consider Brian a good fellow, and we get along, despite him regularly misplacing all those darn thoughts I need most direly kept in order, or at least somewhere in the back of my mind.
Conflict began, and I attempted to start writing lists. To-do lists, lists of plans, ideas, inspirations. Big, small, in-your-face and gone-before-you-know-it’s. It was ridiculous. I couldn’t get used to it and I couldn’t keep it up. I couldn’t stand it at all, really. Brian wouldn’t abide by it either, he became a recluse, and even when I gave up on the lists he had a hard time seeing straight. Then I found the Post It’s.
It turns out the sticky yellow squares [and their smaller rectangular cousins] were the perfect home for my dear Brian. Highly visible, portable, non-edible [though that issue never really came up], readily available and discarded, they proved to be the ideal, most me-proof things to rely on for the safe-keeping of my ideas, priorities, life, and the general crazy that comes gift-wrapped with me.
Frankly, I’d be lost without my Post It’s. I’m not even exaggerating – last week when did in fact manage to lose both my Post It’s and my back-up Post It’s I began wandering aimlessly around the house for hours, purpose regained when I finally found the darn things.
My Brian’s on those sticky yellow squares, and a great deal of my life too. So thank you, dear Post It’s, for so faithfully and dutifully keeping my life as sane and minimally chaotic as ever it will be. I wonder how long it will last.
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